For some of them, I remember who said what and thusly credited them.
1. Give me one of those love smoothies.
2. That bug was bigger than God. It was a mountain! ..................wait. ~Yuan
3. My last wishes? I would like a cold beer and a stripper. Both of them preferably blonde. ~JL
4. Don't deflower my panda! (I have no idea why or how I remember this.)
5. Mom, it's okay. He's nice, polite, AND he's white and Republican.* ~Marianne
6. Where'd this milk come from? Christie? (Nope) Charlotte? (Not me) Did it come from.....God? (cue angels singing and sun shining) ~Heather
7. ....and then the test results came back and no, I didn't have a cold, I had an STD. Then I had to tell my mother and she started screaming at me for being a manwhore. And then a week later I looked at the test results again and realized that they weren't /my/ test results, they were my mother's.
....So I had a nice fall break. ~Ying
8. I'll even miss the potatoes. ~Hannah (I remember the most random things)
9. Nietzche is dead. ~God (If you get this you are a nerd.)
10. So I grabbed my sister's bra, put it on, and put oranges in them and bounced up and down...because I was curious, you know, about how it felt like....and then my sister walked into my room. ~Perry T.
*I noticed that a disproportionate number of my notes involves Republicans. I must secretly be in love with them or something. D:
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Saturday, December 6, 2008
Top 10 Quotes That Make Me Laugh
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